Do you follow traffic rules? Parking rules? or just any rules? Hmmm! Me? Uhmm! Most of the time! Gotcha!
In Abu Dhabi, most of the drivers are either stupid, dumb or just careless! You can find here the most expensive cars you can ever imagine, either parked in a gutter or just around the corner! No worries! (Mafi Mushkilah! in Arabic) But since parking is the main problem here, cars are parked everywhere!
But never worry because police are there in most of the populated area ready to issue parking penalties for the offenders! Traffic and parking violations doesn't come cheap here!
If you don't pay, well, be ready for your license to be revoked or not renewed at all!
Radars are everywhere but still, many locals and some ignorant expats drives so fast they forget their humans!
So, as I was browsing kaboodle, I stumbled upon this great invention, printing your own Parking/Traffic violations tickets! Now you can have your own sweet revenge to the driver who cuts you while turning left or right or intentionally parked on your space. Let them know how you feel by putting the personalized parking tickets.
I may consider printing a couple. Just for fun! Why not!
Shout outs like: You stole my parking space, Your tail lights are busted! , Bad Driver!, Can You Read Traffic Signs? You drive too fast, don't you think? or SLOW DOWN PLEASE! and more. Use your creativity to let the A**h***s knows that they offended you! Ha Ha Ha
In Manila, try not to engange in traffic misunderstandings, most of them sacrificed their lives because most of the stupid and crazy drivers put the law in their own hands. For what, parking issues? Grrrrr
So this is a sweet revenge, besides, they will never know you're the one who put it right? Shhhhhhh! Just print any languages that will suit you! Moi? Arabic, English, Urdu, Hindi and Tagalog! Ha Ha Ha Ha
I LVoe!
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